I can’t help but think of this little snippet of conversation from Clue (1985) every time I hear the news about Larry Craig:
WADSWORTH
…under the door of the men’s room,
how would you describe that transaction?
SCARLET
I’d say it stinks.
PEACOCK
Well, how would you know?
When were you in that men’s room?
PLUM
So it’s true!
PEACOCK
(standing)
No, it’s a vicious lie!
WADSWORTH
I’m sure we’re all glad to hear that.
My life is an open book, I’ve never done anything wrong! (flailing hands, sits)